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5’6” and 125 lbs: I’m going to a Weight Watchers meeting so I can get skinny! Girl, you’re gonna get laughed outta there.

Jan 25th

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Jan 8th

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Jan 2nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

Dec 13th

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Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...

ilovemylife19: avu97: If you don’t reblog… The difference between Tumblr’s and Facebook’ers . It was painful to read this scentence Not gonna lie, I’m so used to that error I don’t even see it unless I’m looking for it.

Dec 13th

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Donate a Dollar For a Band on the Rise. Earn... →

Dec 13th

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Dec 10th

Inner Strength If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time, If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, ...

Dec 10th

Dec 7th

“We should wait until chicken pot pie season, which is now.”

– Me when my boyfriend asked a simple question while I was half-dreaming.

Dec 1st

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Nov 23rd

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Did you know that you can bite off your finger as...

thatfunnyblog: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/ WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 21st

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What I've Noticed About the People of tumblr.

We are prodominently liberal. However, we support the troops. We love us some gays. But, that doesn’t mean we aren’t fans of J.C. and the Big Man (or Woman). We unanimously adore kittens. And Taylor Swift. And Taylor Lautner. We both adore the fashion of hipsters and hate them for their fickle idealogy. We as a people were collectively disappointed on our 11th birthdays when...

Nov 18th

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Watch

arielyo: deargalaxies: kaseyisnotw: aychelem: is-there-a-reason: luckygirl95: k-n-u-c-k-l-e-s: h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s: danidanielleelle: horanmyworld: sirharrystyles: 1d-and-hp: 1-dsecrets: Dear God, I haven’t cried that hard in so long. First 30 seconds: Already rebloged. tears and chills. Cried. i’m literally sobbing and i can’t breathe omg… I CRIED ♥♥ God, I’m...

Nov 18th

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Hollister Boss: That IS how you become a Transformer, right? Eat a bunch of plastic?

Nov 12th

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Nov 10th

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Community College Dialogue

Asian: They wouldn't let me take the ASVAB because of my IQ.

Blonde: Yeah, I have an IQ, too.

Nov 9th

Nov 7th

Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.

omg this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library

Nov 7th

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Nov 7th

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Nov 7th

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Nov 7th

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Oct 31st

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Oct 10th

Reblog if you and your best friend always screw... →

thatfunnyblog: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

Oct 10th

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Close your eyes and type your username.

arielyo: sunsanddiamonds: starrytrails: sparkserupt: imaballoon: kingofvampiresandred: romanorgasm: livinglovinoloca: livinglovinoloca MOTHERFUCKING YESS romanorgasm WOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH aka i spend too much time online kingofvampiresamdred SO CLOSE imaballoon YESS. :D Spakesdfhlg starrytrails AWWYEEEA. but isn’t it a URL not a username? psh. details. ...

Oct 10th

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Bold what's true!

It’s night right now. There’s something else you should be doing at the moment. You ate chicken today. There’s a nearby TV on. You get along with your neighbors. Twilight is a horrible series. You’re hungry right now. You have worked out today. Running a mile sounds awful. You have a job. Your parents are still together. You woke up before 11 this morning. Baths are better...

Oct 10th

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